A relaxing 72 hours - Stolentime resort is at the northern end of Saint Lucia, about 1hr and 20mins from the main international airport, along a winding road, the upside is you get to see... read more most of the Islands interior. Very lush rainforest set among the steep slopes.
The resort mirrors the rainforest theme, with a lovely stream winding through established vegetation, creating a pleasant and relaxing atmosphere. There is also a formal pool and of course the stretch of sandy beach, which was litter free with shady spots to linger.
The are several areas to eat, being all inclusive the choice is yours. The food was lovely, reasonably portioned on the Al a Carte days, but on the buffet days there was a huge selection of local and international dishes.
The staff were very friendly and attentive, always smiling 🙂.
My room was lovely and cool, a great retreat from the warmth, with a large balcony, bath and shower.
There seems to be a huge selection of activities for the so minded, but if a walk in the morning is your thing, then a jaunt to the lighthouse is a must. If you’re missing a little retail therapy, Massey supermarket is a short walk, and they stock Waitrose goods (a British staple brand) for home sick guests.
The one downside is the resort is located very close to the regional airport which has the odd early morning departure which flies over head on occasions.
In summary, a great place for a stay long or short, and I am sure I will return soon.

  Fell well short of the mark for a honeymoon - If being positioned right next to an active runway and a cemetery, with horses running up and down the beach is your thing, StolenTime might work for you. For us,... read more celebrating our honeymoon, it fell completely short of expectations.

To give credit where it is due: the food was very good, and the bedroom itself was quiet and comfortable.

However, we were expecting something special. What we found felt much more like a standard, mass-market package holiday destination. For a different type of trip, it might have been perfectly adequate, but it looks nothing like the romantic retreat promised in the promotional photos.

We stayed in a Garden View King, which sits in a row of dozens of cookie-cutter rooms. The room and maintenance issues were immediately apparent:

- The shower: Very poor water pressure, which we were told is simply "normal for the resort."

- The basin & fixtures: The shaver socket did not work, and the basin wouldn't hold water. It took two attempts for maintenance to fix the shaver socket, and while we were assured the basin was sorted, it still emptied itself within five minutes.

- Structural defects: Throughout the night, there was a bizarre, loud rushing sound that at first sounded exactly like an aircraft engine throttling up on the runway but never taking off. Shortly before leaving, I discovered the cause: a gap of a few millimetres between the window frame and the wall. The air conditioning was drawing outside air through this gap, creating a constant, disruptive whistle.

The all-inclusive package is decent for food, but do not expect a quality wine selection. Everything offered was at the very basic, entry-level end of Chilean wine. If you want anything else off the à la carte list, expect to pay upwards of $40+ a bottle. The evening entertainment also felt incredibly dated - one night featured a "Dancing with the Stars" style event that blasted music so loudly across the main area that we couldn't hear ourselves speak and were forced to retreat to our room.

The most disappointing element, however, was the service culture from management. Because of the unresolved room issues and the overall vibe, we decided to cut our stay short to return to our previous resort. Before leaving, the management team requested a meeting with us. We clearly outlined our disappointments, and their immediate response was effectively, "We delivered what you booked, so there won’t be a refund." We found this an unnecessarily defensive and combative stance - particularly since we hadn't even asked for a refund; we simply wanted to exit.

To claim they "delivered" is highly debatable given the unaddressed maintenance and structural flaws in the room, but more importantly, the resort is simply not the premium retreat it is marketed to be.

I do not want this review to sound like a mindless whinge; many guests there seemed perfectly happy. But as a couple in our 50s looking for a premium, romantic honeymoon experience, StolenTime missed the target entirely. We cut our losses and returned to Anse Chastanet, where we were greeted like long-lost friends and were actually able to enjoy our trip.

We will certainly not be returning.

  We can’t wait to come back after our honeymoon. - The value and and food were some of the best parts. But the best part was the attention to detail and their willingness to meet every need. I felt the... read more most relaxed I’ve ever felt.

  20th anniversary - **A Dreamy 20th Anniversary at Stolen Time: An Unforgettable Experience! 🌴✨**

From June 17-22, we had the immense pleasure of celebrating our 20th anniversary at Stolen Time, and let... read more me tell you—it was a slice of paradise! If you're looking for the perfect getaway, look no further. Here’s why our stay was nothing short of magical.

**A Warm Welcome: First Impressions Matter**
Upon our arrival, we were greeted with a stunning surprise! Daniella at the concierge desk was incredibly warm and welcoming. Our room was transformed into a romantic haven, adorned with beautiful petals, vibrant flowers, and a bottle of champagne waiting for us. Talk about starting our celebration with a bang!

**Exceptional Service from Start to Finish**
Our first night was made extra special thanks to Nikki, our charming host and waitress. She was attentive and made us feel like royalty. The following morning, on our anniversary, we were delighted to find our breakfast table decorated with lovely ribbons. Matilda, our waitress that day, was not only attentive but also shared fascinating stories about the hotel’s rich history, making our meal even more enjoyable.

**The Bungalow Experience: A Slice of Heaven**
We opted for a bungalow away from the center of the resort, and I can confidently say it was the best choice we could have made. The privacy and tranquility allowed us to fully immerse ourselves in the beauty surrounding us. Every staff member, from Lenny and Ana to Sharma and Casey at the bar, was incredibly attentive, ensuring all our needs were met with a smile.

**Pampering and Adventure: The Perfect Balance**
We indulged in a couples massage that was simply divine—thank you to the wonderful therapists! The next day, we dove into adventure with water sports. Our instructor, "H," was phenomenal—patient, knowledgeable, and made learning fun! Teddy introduced me to archery, and it was such a thrilling experience. Each day offered a variety of activities, but we also loved just lounging on the pristine beach, soaking in the sun and the sparkling waters.

**Dining Delights: Culinary Excellence**
Keisha served us several times at the restaurant, and her attentive service added a personal touch to every meal. I must highlight Ala, who hosted our anniversary dinner on the beach. Her warmth and patience made the evening unforgettable. The food was consistently exceptional—each dish was a delight to the senses, and the staff was always eager to fulfill our requests. There was never a “no,” only a commitment to making our dining experience perfect.

**A Safe and Serene Oasis**
The grounds of Stolen Time are impeccably maintained, creating a safe and inviting environment. It never felt crowded, allowing us to genuinely relax and enjoy the beauty around us.

**Gratitude to the Amazing Team**
To everyone who made this anniversary so special: thank you! This celebration means the world to us, and each of you contributed to making it absolutely perfect. If you decide to visit Stolen Time, make sure to seek out these incredible team members: Nikki, Sharma, Daniella, Matilda, Lenny, Hernan (“H”), Casey, Keisha, Ana, and Teddy.

**In Conclusion: An Experience Like No Other**
From the moment we arrived until our bittersweet departure, every aspect of our stay was filled with joy and tranquility. Our experience at Stolen Time was truly a dream come true. If you’re considering a getaway for a special occasion or just a much-needed escape, this is the place to be. Thank you, Stolen Time, for a celebration we will return

  Perfect, peaceful holiday - We had a perfect 2 week stay at Stolentime. This really is a special resort, beautiful gardens, lovely beach, excellent food and brilliant staff. The resort was very peaceful, which... read more is perfect for us and we spent most of our time in the last river and spa garden pools where there is plenty of shade and the birds are singing all day. A big shout out to Tarnesha who was incredibly hard working and looked after us so well as our pool waitress bringing us drinks, coconuts and even ice lollies.

We went on 2 excursions through the hotel; Pigeon Island and Tet Paul Nature Trail to see the Pitons. Ernille was our guide and he is just brilliant, so knowledgeable and warm. We also took part in yoga, pickleball and sip and paint sessions. All great. The team are all lovely and there are lots of activities to choose from.

We enjoyed all the food we had, definitely the best food from an all inclusive we've experienced. There are different menus each night and even the buffets are tasty. The kitchen, restaurant and bar staff are all so friendly and hard working and really made our holiday feel so relaxed from the start.

Acknowledgement needs to be given to the cleaning staff who were so friendly and also did a brilliant job. The room, restaurants, pool and bar areas etc. were kept very clean, probably the cleanest resort we've ever stayed at.

The gardening team also deserve praise. One of the big draws of this resort is the beautiful grounds, full of a wide variety of tropical plants and bursting with birdsong. It really is a small piece of paradise and it's clear how much effort and care goes in to maintaining it. The staff gave us mangoes, plums and starfruit (our favourite) to eat off the trees and informed us about the different flowers and plants.

We loved the cats at the resorts (we are cat people) and their presence was a big positive for us. We enjoyed seeing them and being able to play with some of them. Some are semi-domesticated and some are more feral. They all seemed in good condition and weren't bothersome to guests. Again, if you don't like cats you can easily ignore them and they'll leave you alone. If you do like cats, you're in for a treat.

We had a premium verandah suite leading our to the tropical garden. Our room was very clean and quiet with great air con, a lovely big bath tub, a shower, and a large comfy lounger outside.

To address some of the complaints we'd seen other people make; The airport next door. There are a handful of smaller planes that take off and land each day. The sound last 10 seconds at the most and only a few times each day, it didn't bother us at all. The dogs on the beach. We loved them and they are looked after to some extent by a local project. They are very friendly and also well trained not to come on to the hotel grounds. They love to walk down the beach with guests. If you don't like dogs then just ignore them and they'll leave you alone.

We have no complaints and hope to return again. Thanks for an incredible two weeks.

  Wonderful relaxing holiday - What a wonderful holiday at Stolentime! This was our second visit, having been there originally 2 years ago, and we were hoping it would be as good as we remembered... read more and it certainly was. It was great to see so many familiar faces and that is a credit to the hotel that staff retention is so high.
Everyone at the hotel, in all departments, want to make sure that the guests are happy and enjoying themselves. The ethos of great customer service comes directly from the General Manager, Lisa and her team, who were very visible around the hotel and engaging with guests.
The quality of the food in all three restaurants was excellent and always beautifully presented. A very wide range of drinks was available and having the champagne hour was an added bonus. The bar staff were excellent & quickly remembered your drink preference. In addition to the 3 restaurants, afternoon tea was served daily. So there was certainly no shortage of delicious food or drinks.
So many staff really made our stay memorable including Dean (watersports),
Joachim, Darren, Denzel, Miquel (entertainment team), Jacy, Matilda (restaurants) and so many more.
During our stay we celebrated our wedding anniversary and it was made extra special with a specially decorated breakfast table and a bottle of champagne in our room.
The hotel is situated on a beautiful sandy beach and having the watersports available was great. There was always something to do if you wanted to (Pilates, yoga, cookery demonstrations, archery .) but there was no pressure to do anything apart from relax and enjoy.
Thank you to Lisa and all the staff - we will be back for visit number 3!!